Peace For All

Heya, I am a pretty nice guy, at least I think so. I am from Seattle Washington in the great Pacific Northwest, so I do love to hug trees. I also believe in a balanced budget, honesty, hard work, and that anybody who is bothering nobody should be left alone by everybody. (Oh and in abusing the English Language for Fun and Profit.)

I also have a comparatively conservative side to me. I think that the Lord has graced us with life, and that it is our responsibility to make the most of it, and to treat this body within which we live with the utmost respect and care. (With the exception of a slice of cheesecake now and then!) As such, I do not drink, smoke, or do drugs. No premarital sex, wild parties, or loud music either. As my profile says, I am a rather boring guy.

Don’t worry though, I am not some crazed over religious guy who believes that everyone else is going to hell, just that you shouldn’t mess up what ya got. I do think republicans who vote for candidates that believe in banning safe sex education, and then go to parties, get drunk, and have sex, might be in for some afterlife burning though.

Turn ons: Intelligence, good looking girls, good food, in that order. Note that my definition of good looking is not quite standard, I prefer subtly and cuteness over the Huge Boob American Standard(c).

Turn offs: Anything fake: implants, perfume, makeup, fake tans, self enforced stupidity (people who insist on being stupid despite being fully capable of greater things), drugs, alcohol, loud annoying music, “hard core” libertarians (the “close down all public schools” type), and anybody who wants to limit my freedoms or place limits on free speech.

Oh and of course, my two favorite movies are The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Monty Python’s Search For The Holy Grail.

And yes, that lens flair in the picture is real. I did not add it in myself.

That picture is rare, recently taken, it has not been touched up. Now that my skin is clear, I don’t have to photoshop my pictures anymore! Hurrah!